I thought I was reading The Onion when I saw this headline it was so obvious...

What would Brian Boitano do if he were here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.
He'd come out of the glass closet he was "in"


http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/sochi/2013/12/19/brian-boitano-announces-he-is-gay-sochi-delegation/4125427/