Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Drug-Testing Whole Cities, I...C...U...P!

My Way News - Scientists Drug-Test Whole Cities:
"Researchers have figured out how to give an entire community a drug test using just a teaspoon of wastewater from a city's sewer plant."


Let me get this straight, their using an entire city's urine sample for drug testing? Genius! I would love to see the toxicology report from Las Vegas. I'm sure we'd all be blown away.
Also I don't think I'm alone in this but I personally think they should try to get samples from locker rooms at Major League Baseball parks. At least we'll get an idea of what teams are actually juicing up. It's always nice to know what players are doing it, but don't you feel that getting small juicy bits of information at first and then making large accusations over the course of a few days tends to be more fun. Even better how funny would it be to see those players who are actually juicing not taking pisses in the locker rooms and watching them run around the field trying to hold it in. Man the hilariousness would be super!

Some-one draft up a plan so MLB can go forward with this!

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