"Anyone caught wearing sagging pants who exposes his or her underwear will be subject to a fine of up to $150 plus court costs, or face up to 15 days in jail."
I am sure many of you can agree that this is taking a positive step forward in solving the heart of all of our problems. With this law the town of Mansfield will be taking a huge leap in helping to solve not only it's problem, but the world's problems of crime, hunger, war, all while potentially helping the environment. Can't you see it now?
Youths pull up their pants and help clear up the hole in the O-zone layer by not allowing excess gas to escape from their partially exposed rectums.
Join me in giving Mansfield and Councilman Calvin Lester a round of applause for not wasting the time and money of their taxpayers on something outrageous.
By the way here is article #2.
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