"An unprecedented study of sex and seniors finds that many older people are surprisingly frisky - willing to do, and talk about, intimate acts that would make their grandchildren blush. That may be too much information for some folks, but it comes from the most comprehensive sex survey ever done among 57- to 85-year-olds in the United States."
Let me first say ewww. Now that the obvious has been stated let's get to the heart of the matter:
However, more than half of those aged 57 to 75 said they gave or received oral sex, as did about a third of 75- to 85-year-olds.Once again ewww. But in all seriousness good for them, I'd rather have them spend their time getting it on then have those senile bastards behind the wheel of an automobile, wouldn't you agree?
2 comments:
You must be teenagers. How completely ignorant you are about life by saying "ewwww". Don't you see older people as human beings? Sex is "ewwww" if you're not the one doing it, in general. You two need to mature a little bit.
Well hello there. Thank you for taking the time to peruse our website and thank you also for spending the time to comment on a post. Your assumption that we "must be teenagers." is completely incorrect. So let me take a moment to correct you. It is true that our collective age adds up to a teenage sum, but separately we are only seven and six.
Also in response to us being "completely ignorant", we apologize if we hurt your feelings. That was not our intended goal. Our blog is a comical look at the stories that enrich our everyday lives and in no way is it intended to make people feel awful.
Sex between senior citizens is a beautiful thing, but I must support my statement of "ewwww" by pointing you to a quote by a famous comedian of this time "big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! " - Adam Sandler : Big Daddy
So there you have it, gross.
Finally let me leave you with this. With a name like "herdingcats", I suggest you stop questioning whether we've had or haven't had sex and start trying to put yourself out there to get poked. Because if you're herding cats, god only knows how long it's been since you've gotten off.
Once again thank you for taking the time to read our site and post a comment, we hope you keep coming back for more.
Thank you.
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